I was reading through Oh No They Didn’t this morning and came across some delightful photos of our favourite rich white trash – Britney Spears. And just because my 101 Things list seems to be occupying an inordinate amount of my brain space at the moment, I found myself wondering…. what would Britney’s 101 Things list look like?
So I thought we could have a little fun and develop her 101 Things list in the comments section right here. Care to contribute?
Here is a little inspiration:
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001. Take parenting classes
002. Photo ops of me with children.
003. Grow my own (real) hair back
004. Have sexual encounter in the privacy of my own bedroom. [As opposed to in pools where there are photogs everywhere.]
005. Buy a pair of pants. Or a skirt. Or a real dress. Anything that goes below my ass cheeks.
006. Return to my former glory so that Liz can sing “Toxic” on Singstar without shedding a wistful tear
007. Remember that I have two children: Sean Preston and whatshisname…
008. BUY UNDERWEAR AND USE IT
009. Show up for child custody hearings.
010. Hire a stylist, preferably one that has a clue
011. When out driving make a mental note of who was in the car with me when I stopped so I’m sure that everyone is back in the car with me when I leave.
012. Avoid Chapels in Vegas at all costs
013. Seek professional psychiatric help
We can put a strike through #013! Britney must be reading this 101 List we are writing for her…