Yeah, that sounds like Fart.
In Cantonese, today’s date could be mistaken as my grandmother walking down the hallway. She had some kind of valve dysfunction that meant that every time her left foot moved, she released some relatively audible gas.
Faat Faat Faat.
If it weren’t for finding out the correct Chinese word for 8 this morning [...]
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101 Things in 1001 Days
FAMILY
001 | Write my mum a gratitude letter
002 | Take my son to the snow
003 | Get engaged
004 | Get married
005 | Fall pregnant and have another baby
006 | Get my son over his fear of Santa
007 | Take Adam to Paris
008 | Photo book from wedding pictures
009 | Get my son into Saturday morning sport
010 | Get another dog
011 | Take my son to Disneyland
012 | Visit my brother in Chicago
013 | Create a family tree for my children
014 | Make a gift for each family member one Xmas
015 | Take my son camping (in a tent)
016 | Buy a swing set for my son
017 | Bake a cake for my son’s birthday
018 | Take my son o/s to a non-English-speaking country
019 | Teach my son to update his own blog once a month
020 | Roll down a grassy hill with my son
021 | Fly a kite with my son
022 | Go riding with my son
023 | Regular “date night” with my partner
FAITH, HEALTH & WELLBEING
024 | Attend Buddha's Birthday celebrations
025 | Regular pilates until I fall pregnant
026 | Go on a meditation or yoga retreat
027 | Get a massage a week for 1 month
028 | Start a social tennis group
029 | Do a fun run
030 | List 101 Things that make me happy
031 | Go for a walk at 6.30am every morning one month
032 | Try Tai Chi for one month
033 | Pilates throughout my pregnancy
034 | Do a course in meditation and/or Buddhism
035 | Touch toes w/out bending knees
036 | No fast food for three months
037 | Read "Change The Way You See Everything"
038 | Cook one new recipe a month
039 | Detox for six weeks
TRAVEL, ENVIRONMENT & EXPERIENCES
040 | Declutter: get rid of 101 material items
041 | Send an anonymous gift or flowers
042 | Paint something on canvas
043 | Visit Tasmania
044 | Go on holiday to Thailand
045 | Take a pole dancing class
046 | Take a swing dancing class
047 | Visit Italy and explore it… slowly
048 | Give blood & bone marrow
049 | Take Thai/Vietnamese cooking class
050 | Visit a nudist beach
051 | Skydive
052 | Visit Phillip Island
053 | Participate in Earth Hour
054 | Go to 10 new bars
055 | Dine at these restaurants
056 | Make a cheesecake
057 | Knit a scarf
058 | See thirty Best Picture Oscar films
059 | Meet my neighbours
060 | Join We Are What We Do & track actions for 60 Days
061 | 5 things from Future Makers
FINANCES
062 | Write a budget & stick to it
063 | Save a deposit for a house
064 | Buy my first home
065 | Pay off my personal loan debt
066 | See a financial advisor
067 | Create kids education savings account
068 | Update my will
JUST FOR ME
069 | Hire a cleaner
070 | Replace all my old undies
071 | 3 cloud lookalike photos
072 | Get my teeth whitened
073 | New Jeans
074 | Send a postcard to PostSecret
075 | For one week, go to bed at 8.30pm and read books
076 | Read the rest of "7 Habits of Highly Effective People"
077 | Organise my music
078 | Organise my photos
079 | Get external hard drive & backup
WORK & CREATIVITY
080 | Create & write up an idea for a TV show
081 | Read my Certified Professional Coach Program
082 | Take a professional photography course
083 | Take an advanced course in Photoshop
084 | Complete 100_snapshots
085 | Read The 4 Hour Work Week
086 | Learn Adobe Illustrator
087 | Achieve senior m'ment status at work
088 | One new client
089 | Another new client
090 | Create a canvas with photos of my son
091 | Create a concept & outline for a novel
092 | Participate in NaNoWriMo
093 | Write a children’s book
094 | Publish a children’s book
STUFF I WANT
095 | New lounge suite
096 | A decent BBQ
097 | New dining chairs
098 | A new passport for me & my son
099 | Digital video camera
100 | A shelf for my laundry
101 | Donate $5 a day to charity for any item incomplete after 1001 days 
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