Australia : The Movie

Do yourself a favour.  Read this post.
Because if you don’t, it’s highly likely that the well oiled marketing machine that is Baz Luhrmann and the team from the movie Australia will have sucked you in to spending $16 (or more, if you’re considering Gold Class) to see one of the biggest piles of shite I [...]

Celebrity Bogans

Every wondered what Nicole Kidman would look like if she’d fallen from her BMX during filming, destroyed her blooming career and moved to Frankston?  (Those not from Victoria, replace “Frankston” with any suburb with a low socio-economic profile)  Or what Tom Cruise looks like when he’s at home, without a stylist?
Wonder no more.  Thanks to [...]

Tom Cruise & Jerry O’Connell

If you haven’t already seen the leaked Scientology video of Tom Cruise acting like a complete lunatic, then you’ve been living under a very large rock. There are oodles of spoofs and cutdowns of this now all over youtube, but my favourite so far has to be Jerry O’Connell himself spoofing Tom Cruise… but [...]

Kurt Cobain’s Cigarette Butt

Grey Melbourne wants you to know that cigarette butts are made from harmful plastic acetates and are full of toxic chemicals that last forever… so they’ve set up a fake ebay auction for Kurt Cobain’s cigarette butt.  This is the oldest viral marketing trick in the book these days, but it doesn’t appear to have [...]

RIP Heath Ledger

I am completely in shock.
Heath Ledger is dead.
In 1999, I fell in love with him on my couch in London as I watched one of the trashiest Australian TV Series to have ever been made : Sweat. Between Martin Henderson and Heath Ledger, who played a gay cyclist, it was worth wasting a few [...]